yoda-ing

Pretending to have great life knowledge and trying to give everybody sage advice that is either obvious or counter productive. Especially if someone is too polite to tell you to knock it off the unneeded mentoring and you keep doing it and don't stop.

Brad was Yoda-ing his girlfriend excessively but she put up with it because he was cute. After she became successful she started Yoda-ing him and making him actually clean up after himself.

by Bruiser Bradley June 11, 2017

Anxiety Amazon-ing

When you're not prepared and you're not in control, so you just keep ordering things that *might* help.

I've been anxiety Amazon-ing every time I think about baby coming home.

by Beth X October 10, 2018

FBC-ing

Facebook Creeping- The act of creeping on one's facebook.

I was FBC-ing her profile last night, she totally had her boobs done!

by Vain Bitch June 13, 2010

MCMAHON-ING

Sexual terminology. Taking a dump on your partner's forehead

He started McMahon-ing her during a threesome.

by Teamster384 May 4, 2025

pre-ing

The process of releasing pre-ejaculate. It is not to be confused with premature ejaculation.

10 seconds between that impressive rack and he was already pre-ing.

by ApricotFields May 6, 2021

Ho Oh-ing

When you shove your hands into the vagina of 2 hoes you are having intimacy with and flap like a bird while the hoes are cumming from every hole including the nipples ass and mouth

those 2 hoes better come back for more ho oh-ing

by Pokemon gotta cum them all February 24, 2024

9/11-ing

A sexual act where the guy is laying on the bed with his penis pointing to the ceiling. Then after a random amount of time, the girl (literally) runs into the area between the legs of the guy, ferociously licking his butthole and sucking his testicles and dick until he cums.

Friend 1: "Aye man, you hooked up with Steph over the weekend?"
Friend 2: "Yeah man."
Friend 1: "Nicee how'd it go?"
Friend 2: "Surpisingly, she was 9/11-ing me all night."

by HentaiLover69420 February 2, 2017