In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
Get the Poop Slapmug. your partner is giving you a handjob and you ejaculate into your hand and you slap you partner in the face with it.
a spundle slap can be a some what painful sexual move so try it at your own risk...
a spundle slap can be a some what painful sexual move so try it at your own risk...
by crazyjewfro6 August 7, 2010
Get the spundle slapmug. When you see somebody from your childhood or x number of years ago and start to talk about how your lives are going.
They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
by grudge_bearer December 4, 2010
Get the life slapmug. The act of slapping a woman's breast. Especially a woman with large breasts the size of watermelons.
by Narbles November 26, 2014
Get the watermelon slapmug. A reaction to being slapped. When one does not respond to the slap and simply stands there like a bitch.
Charles Oakley once slapped a player who owed him money. "How'd he react?" I asked him. Oak: "He stayed slapped."
by Dramaaaaaaaa February 9, 2017
Get the Stayed slappedmug. Ben: are you making the bread?
Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it
Ben: can i have some?
Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it
Ben: can i have some?
by kittyslapper10 April 24, 2022
Get the slapping the kittymug. A means of resolving a conflict by physically pointing at someone, and then slapping them so hard that they get the point.
by Bizznasty August 20, 2005
Get the point slapmug.