manned-out

the transformation of a young male's youthful appearance into an older male who looks around the age of 30 and older.

Jason, 28 years old, realized he had manned-out when his pic to a 23 year old on Craigslist was returned with the following message: "Can't you read? No one over 30!"

by Omar and Jason April 6, 2007

Furnace man

A 4th class or otherwise entry level power engineer/stationary engineer or boiler fireman, especially ones that do janitorial/housekeeping duties such as mopping floors as well as boiler maintenance, this term is largely considered outdated.

Mommy I don’t want to go to school! The furnace man is always hiding in the Girls bathroom!

by Hell’s Bells 1980 April 2, 2023

Man Chasm

another word for your peen hole

that dude's man chasm was deeper than the grand canyon

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 17, 2019

Lauren's Man

Lauren's man is Brad
Brad belongs to Lauren in every way and loves being owned by Lauren

Lauren's man (Brad) is deeply in love with Lauren, the sweetest, most caring, perfect girl ever.

"Who's Lauren's man?"
"Brad is"
"Lucky piece of shit"

by tinydoll May 15, 2023

Asian Spider-Man Day

One of the most important holidays in Asian cultural on May 21st. Typically Asians fast from 6-10 am and don’t see the sunlight.

Are you celebrating Asian Spider-Man day tomorrow?

by Mommy2628383 May 20, 2022

Floppy man ranch

This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.

Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."

by Čârtêr August 31, 2014

Ginger bread man

When you ejaculate on a woman’s face and proceed to rub your ball sac across her forehead through the semen (to apply the frosting) creating a ginger bread man.

When I nutted on that hoe’s forehead and rubbed my nut sac straight up n’ down her face I yelled, “Merry Christmas, bitch!” And that’s how you make a ginger bread man.

by Dross5160 December 19, 2019