You not even the fart

A song made by ice spice where she tells a person “You think you the shit bitch? You not even the fart, (Grah) I be going hard (Grah) I breaking they hearts” Ice Spice is referring that the person is not the shit let alone the fart.

Mark, you think yo the shit? You not even the fart.

by Imamunch February 7, 2024

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best slalom kayker ever

Martin Srabotnik

Martin Srabotnik is the best slalom kayker ever

by Sria February 8, 2024

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Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol

After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.

Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023

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the greatest album ever

not gonna lie, i think its graduation by kanye west. i mean its mostly only bangers in that album.

''graduation is the greatest album ever that ive ever listened to. but thats just me.'' -me.

by Cool100Fires November 21, 2023

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I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023

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Flipped the cushion now everything's ok...

Com origem na série "How I Met Your Mother", a expressão, significa, "successful cover up", e pode ser utilizada em várias situações, por exemplo: quando vês alguém na rua que não queres cumprimentar, então, escondes te atrás de uma árvore, ou seja, a pessoa não te vê, "flipped the cushion now everything's ok...",

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Neste episódio é evidenciado o problema compulsivo de Marshall em fazer montagens com músicas e fotos feitas ambas por ele, em que ele retrata atividades diárias e acontecimentos impactantes. Esta expressão específica vem da montagem sobre comida chinesa "Ordered Chinese food today! Some Mushu Pork sause got awaaaay... Flipped the cushion now everything's ok...", fazendo uma expressão de satisfação pelo seu "successful cover up" aka virando a almofada do sofá cheia de molho ao contrário.

- Quando a tua mãe te pede para arrumar o quarto e tu simplesmente atiras tudo para dentro do armário, mas não faz mal porque fechas a porta....."flipped the cushion now everything's ok..."
- Quando deixas cair o cigarro ao chão na rua mas pegas sem ninguém ver e continuas a fumar, porque o dinheiro para tabaco está escasso...."flipped the cushion now everything's ok..."
- Quando tas a cozinhar e como dá demasiado ir ver a receita metes só tudo lá para dentro e esperas para que no final dê certo...."flipped the cushion now everything's ok..."
- Quando tens o cabelo oleoso mas não te apetece lavar e como está frio podes só usar uma Burka apara absorver o óleo...."flipped the cushion now everything's ok..."

by cellymary November 27, 2023

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