You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts

When you're so lonely that you make friends to troll with you.

Shadow: Go ahead, I have 50 alternate accounts
Also Shadow: My fingers right on top of the delete button Eggman
Shadow: What are you going to do to stop me with your long toothpick legs.
Eggman: Hehehehehe haha
Eggman: You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts

by anonymous December 12, 2022

'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice'

Often qouted by Yosefinni-sama and Tommybish-sama-

'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.

Sub5: 'Shut the f*ck up or I'll beat the shit out of you.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'

by tommybisho-sama October 8, 2022

How many do you like in your ear?

A question asked to spot the kinky ones in a group.

Guy: How many do you like in your ear?

Girl: Usually 3 but I can do up to 5 after I’ve had a few drinks ;)

by ponyspank69 April 28, 2021

I Love You Like Kanye Loves Kanye

A way to describe how much you love someone, using the fact that Kanye loves Kanye way more than he should.

And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye. - I Love Kanye

by Imafatasscunt December 17, 2021

Let me guess you want me to apologize

Talking about you.

Let me guess you want me to apologize.

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

why tf am I friends with you ppl

why Jayden just why

why tf am I friends with you ppl :p

by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019

I herd you liek your profile picture

Phrase. Can only be used in the instance were someone on a social networking site has a Mudkip as their profile picture.

Person 1: I herd you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: No, "I herd you liek your profile picture" should be used in this instance you noob.

by Mcxtreme November 18, 2010