Up shit creek

When something you own is not performing like it's supposed to

My fantasy season is up shit creek
My school year is up shit creek
My sales record is up shit creek

by poopy butt August 29, 2016

jack in the box shit

a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.

" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.

by Mark W Stack January 16, 2008

fuck shit up

the act of getting wasted off of stolen alcohol; typically followed by various acts of destruction upon a neighborhood, which may or may not include the act of burglary/grand theft

I'm bored, lets go fuck shit up

by duuuuuuuuude123 May 16, 2009

grilled piece of shit

cock who has just been in a gay ass

Hey John please take your grilled piece of shit out of my ass

by gpos August 3, 2003

Shit goes down

When shit goes down.

Guy 1: Wanna come over?
Guy 2: I can't dude; I gotta do the laundry or else shit goes down.

by abunchofguysfuckingC: March 18, 2011

shit ass dick

1. A term used in humor to present a joke.
2. Used in combination with other vulgar words to create a conjunction of description.

1. Damn, i got shit on my balls like a shit ass dick!
2. You shit ass dick camel ass licking shit fuck bitch ass nigga without the balls!

by Nigga without the Balls November 22, 2006

shit brick house

A person or persons whose general appearance resembles a house made from bricks of shit.

Felius Fudgepacker: "Check that munter out" *points*
Johnny Rugmuncher: "Aye she's a right shit brick house."
Krystal "Fingerlickingood" Meths: "2 fer a £1, get yer blowies, 2 fer a £1!"

by ilikegibletsandgelpens October 5, 2008