fo' shizzle my nizzle

fo' shizzle my nizzle was origianally pattented by Martha Stewart, a white woman, and not a black man. While basking in the wonderfully spagetti she had just had, which contained home-grown mushrooms, she happened to decide to work in the garden. She needed her "shizzle" or aka "shovel" to work with her "nizzle" aka "nutmeg".

Martha: Fo' shizzle my nizzle. (i need the shovel for my nutmeg)

by Marion June 2, 2003

strumming my man banjo

the act of a man masturbating

ohhh dude i was so horny last night but my girls outta town so i had to spend the night strumming my man banjo

by jonbalbach June 29, 2009

You Want My Popcorn?

A phrase used (usually while drunk) to try and pick up a person. If they say yes, then they like you.

Kelsey: You Want My Popcorn?

Nick: uhm, no.

Kelsey: you hate me?!

Nick: what are you talking about?

by Jizztastict and Weiner Wiesel January 26, 2011

soak up my mucilage

management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.

i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage!

john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'

i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!

by michael foolsley April 8, 2011

please touch my junk

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.

While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"

by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010

Get off my cream

This is a common phrase that is used to deter a dirty scoundrel from stealing your ice cream.

*Rob grabs for Bjorn's ice cream*
Bjorn - "GET OFF MY CREAM!"

by Bjorn Olson March 11, 2008

Cream in my coffee cup

When a man wanks over a girl's asshole whit the tip of this penis touching her ass as she sips on a cup of black coffee waiting for him to come.

Friend: "What did you do this morning?"
Women:"I just had a cream in my coffee cup!"
Friend: "Sweet!"

by elephantwisdom October 14, 2018