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Sperm whiplash

A whiplash given to a female, by ejaculating super hard in her face/mouth.
Save up your sperm for multiple days. Then hook up with a girl, having her giving you a blowjob... Ejaculate in her mouth/face so hard with your ridiculous amount of sperm, that her head snaps back incredibly hard giving her a Sperm whiplash.
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Academic Whiplash 

A mind-numbing condition resulting from a severe and/or unexpected increase in academic responsibilities, usually occurring near or around the end of an academic term.
Friend 1: Hey man, are you doing ok?

Friend 2: Nah, man. I have the worst academic whiplash, finals are killing me.
Academic Whiplash by spyroman January 3, 2014

Social Whiplash 

A term first made by Paramore lead singer, Hayley Williams. She defines it as: "sudden feeling of alone-ness after having being surrounded by a zillion people for a real lengthy amount of time."
Mum: Why are you so glum?
Daughter/Son: Just experiencing some social whiplash.
Social Whiplash by ParamoreUpdates January 22, 2014

Weed Whipper 

Device used used exclusively in the Mahoning Valley (similar to a Weed Whacker or String Trimmer) that cuts/trims/"Whips" weeds.
Hey Mike, I got a letter from the city about my overgrown grass and my lawn slicer is broked, can I borrow Your Weed Whipper?
Weed Whipper by IamTek7 June 13, 2019

whipping a pile of horse bones 

The phrase "whipping a dead horse" means to attempt to revive a moot point or issue. "Whipping a pile of horse bones" means to keep making futile and pointless attempts to revive interest in something that no one has cared about for so long its rotted away into a skeleton of its former self.
AKA: The Simpsons

Seasons 1 through 6 were the best. By season 8, FOX and Matt Groening were whipping a dead horse. Which means for the last 10 seasons they have been whipping a pile of horse bones.

pussy whipped 

a condition whereby a male gives up the exclusive use of his nads because a chick gave him some; usually followed by a bullwhip cracking gesture and accompanying sound effects
pussy whipped by Carlix February 7, 2003