Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011

dancing with the weasel

to have sex
wild rough sex

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight

by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012

Whip the Weasel

To masturbate sometimes viciously

Mostly referred to males

"Man I'd like to whip the weasel on all over her if you know what I mean"

by IMINX May 19, 2014

bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

by Emerica ann August 25, 2014

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

The michael weaver

When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it

I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver

by C Man 44 November 10, 2017