David: It was like a civil war in this girls ussy because both or sperms were fighting each other to win.
by SuasageFest May 1, 2023

Occurs when several individuals try to devise and implement extremely random words, phrases, and sentences into a paragraph in order to one up each other in random writing. These paragraphs can be any length and may not be grammatically correct. Each person retorts in this way.
Jibber War:
Person One: Listen guys n gurls. We cnt keep posting like this. its not nice. i mean what if my car saw this? he would say daniel ur on fire and i would say ik but the gate is too far for the yellow door to milkshake.
Person Two (Retort): seven pages more and ill be done.. look the collateral damage reined on the red sweatpants that collided.. collided in and out of the white pent out apartment .. i felt a shoe hit me in the head.. but in the end, i realized you can not walk barefoot in the super market isles ..
Person One: Listen guys n gurls. We cnt keep posting like this. its not nice. i mean what if my car saw this? he would say daniel ur on fire and i would say ik but the gate is too far for the yellow door to milkshake.
Person Two (Retort): seven pages more and ill be done.. look the collateral damage reined on the red sweatpants that collided.. collided in and out of the white pent out apartment .. i felt a shoe hit me in the head.. but in the end, i realized you can not walk barefoot in the super market isles ..
by dcerone August 25, 2010

by Chaosgamingx February 20, 2023

A fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a "battleaxe."
Old man Rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. He's a freaking war axe
by zombieman132 December 14, 2013

When people do a masturbating competition and the first person to orgasm is the winner. The winners will win a million dollars.
by MrPhoton September 22, 2018

An Anti-War song by Black Sabbath which emphasises how the rich started wars for their own gain, whereas poor people had to fight for their lives in the Vietnam war and die for the elite.
by UltimateDoge May 11, 2023

when a bitch petty as fuck and want the smoke but won’t confront you, or her name is physically stuck in her mouth; therefore is a pussy
She has officially declared uncivil war by illegibly writing my name on a tshirt like fan merchandise.
by claireedgerton March 4, 2022
