Tools MacBagums

A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.

Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"

Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."

Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"

Tools MacBagums by Mr. Shenanigans March 3, 2010

Toolurist 

A tourist who attempts, but fails, to blend with the people of the city they are visiting.

Faking you're from a city that you're not from just won't work.

See that guy with the cowboy hat? I just heard him speak, and he's got a Jersey accent. What a toolurist.

Toolurist by Minimcbeef June 26, 2010

sneakers o'toole 

A stubborn man who refuses to take his sneakers off. He also likes to a sing a jaunty tune whilst walking.

"I'm not takin my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'Toole!"

sneakers o'toole by sneakers o'toole January 15, 2008

tooligan

troublemaker or vandal that fucks stuff up just to gain points with his "homies".

the police arrested the carload of tooligans for throwing milkshakes at fast-food take-out window employees all night. tooligan

tooligan by sandspit October 18, 2007

Toolbox McBro 

A nice guy with tool-ish tendencies. Often goes shirtless. Frequent conversation topics include rugby, power-lifting, and old-school hip-hop. Prefers Ferraris to women. Can be shortened to "TBMcB"."

Jeff is such a Toolbox McBro, he showed me his lats today after he got back from rugby classes. I didn't ask to see.

Toolbox McBro by Not TBMcB October 19, 2009

toolination

1. When a group of tools swarm together

2. A nest or clan of douchebags plotting world domination

3. A densely populated area of tools

Man, there was so many of them it was totally a toolination...

Toolination central over there...

A complete cult of douchebags plotting world toolination...

toolination by *MoJo* November 13, 2009

Toolbox extraordinaire 

Worse than a tool, even worse than a toolbox. The highest capacity of being a tool.

Coined on Jake and Amir

Jake: Amir, leave my brother alone, you don't even know him.

Amir: Maybe you should stop being such a toolbox extraordinaire!

Toolbox extraordinaire by pez123 December 13, 2010