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chicago cheese

The art of traveling to Chicago from Japan with your uncle Carl, just to pit-stop at a greasy hot dog stand with a vendor named Jerald, who is a divorced man with 4 children that he does not have custody of, stealing the cart while he tightens his bra, riding it off into the sunset until you and Carl realize you are hotdogsexual, (yes its a thing) so you ejectulate inside a hot dog bun and let him eat it until you both die a fatal death performed by Carl's psycho ex-wife, Bartha, who thinks that they are still together and that he cheated on her, so you both die and Carl's children carry on the business, by using cum as cheese.
"Yo man, let's go buy some chicago cheese"
"Hell yeah bro"
by periodsex46290 February 4, 2018
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ho cheese

See STD.

Used to insinuate someone may or has an STD.
1) I bet she has all kinds of ho cheese.

2) Did you hear he picked up some ho cheese in Mexico?
by o07ben January 17, 2008
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cheese-cap

To slap or hit in the face with a block of cheese.
You just got cheese-capped.
by TheToby April 26, 2010
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Alabama Cheese

The act of inserting cum into the vaginal lips of one of your family members and letting it ferment in there for days until it starts to age and solidify in a solid vaginal shaped curds.
I ran out of cheese the other day for my mac and cheese recipe for Thanksgiving, so I had to give my sister Nancy the Alabama Cheese in order to get some more.
by daddymadememaddy December 14, 2019
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Horse Cheese

A comment of distaste to a certain situation, usually used to insult.
- "What the fuck was Johnson up to last night?"

"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."
by Bishops Stortford December 26, 2011
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wensleydale cheese

Greeks talk myths about this dairy product, famous example of shakespear having this great product. It is said that legends eat this for breakfast, Wallace was a great dog R.I.P
by bick boi November 16, 2017
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Orland Cheese

Dirty ass cheese in Orland where all the nasty bitches get fucked at.
That nasty ass hyena went to the orland cheese with that fool during lunch and did the dirty
by Jungle530 November 22, 2020
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