john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024

just put a thumb in it

when your 50. cal explodes on cam, your jugular gets punctured and your lung collapses, and you shove your thumb and shirt into the wound to stop the bleeding and losing other fluids

Guy 1:Did you hear Scott made another 50. Cal explode?
Guy 2: No, did he Just Put A Thumb In It?
Guy 1: Nah, it was for an experiment to see why his 50. cal blew up

by CeraNeon January 19, 2024

Thumb Rack

They're the dimples on the lower back where you can rest your thumbs when hitting it from behind.

Did you see that girl when she bent over to tie her shoes? Yeah she had a nice set of Thumb Racks.

by JPetto19 January 31, 2024

thumb-ass

when you're so deep in someones ass you no longer have opposable thumbs

bro was so thumb-ass'd he couldnt peel a banana.

by cumslider February 1, 2024

Thumbs up

I’m not feeling ok but I cover it up👍

🗣:You ok?
Me:*shows a thumbs up*
🗣:what’s wrong?

by YourMomsTampon April 6, 2023

Brickies thumb

And abnormally large clitoris

Dude, I hooked with this chick last night. Should have seen her clit! It was like a brickies thumb

by Butchylad April 8, 2023

Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb

Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023