The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

Dipshit Theory

Refers to observation that where one dipshit goes others will follow. Akin to mass think theory.

I witnessed dipshit theory in action last night at the soc hop wendy.

Youre just jealous!

I saw you looking at him!

Oh, greg...you are despicable!

by ESPeciallyscientific April 18, 2018

attention theory of everything

Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.

The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.

by metawave August 21, 2020

Hex theory

When hexonidemo is in the Xbox party and he ruins every video game he plays by draining all the fun from it with his sense of “humor” and overall lack of skill

“Don’t invite hex to the party haven’t you heard of the hex theory?”

by Chud exterminator December 5, 2025

The Tenlee Theory

The tenlee theory, is the theory in which guys with thick necks just happen to have small and skinny penises.

“That guy has a thick neck” “yk what that means……the tenlee theory”

by 62771818884 April 11, 2022

Fortnite Theory

The idea that any media can and will be connected to Fortnite. Items can be shortly defined by how many steps there are between it and Fortnite, so Fortnite itself would have a degree of 0 (Fortnite^0) and Minecraft would have a degree of 3 (Minecraft^3)

Fortnite Theory of Minecraft^3 :
Fortnite > Street Fighter > Smash Bros > Minecraft

by Behn2 October 17, 2021

Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.

Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.

by 24moorej January 2, 2025