two fingerpeace

See 2 fingerpeace.

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

two-inch-punisher

used as an insult to someone who thinks they have a large penis.

Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.

Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?

Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!

by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

Call on line two

the excuse that is used during a conference call when the sound of a flushing toilet is heard in the background.

(sound of toilet flushing)
Bob: "What was that?"
John: "Sorry, I had to take a call on line two"

by PoorDavid January 16, 2012

Two Midget Booty

a ripper with a booty so thick it looks like she got two midgets in her back pockets. KABLOW! BADONKADONK!

thats some new Yay Area Slanguage. Yee Yee Yee! Yadida???

Co-founder and Co-written by Sexi Mami Maria. She got a Two Midget Booty herself!

See that breezy over there? Now that's a Two Midget Booty!

by samsonhussein October 29, 2006

Twenty Two-Sticks

A way in which to say "2011". This is effective because "11" resembles two sticks.

Man 1: Happy Twenty Two-Sticks, bro.

Man 2: Sounds like a plan.

by madba January 1, 2011

two peas in a pod

literally 2 biffles who can live in a pod.

In other words, very similar people!

biffle boy: we're like those peas in those pods that come in two!
biffle girl: you mean, " two peas in a pod! "

by andyouandme January 15, 2010

meat and two veg

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out

by IanM September 14, 2003