That ho is such a two-shot thot. I mean, her standards are already pretty low, but get a couple shots in her and she'll start hitting on people as ugly as she is!
by maelstr0m_X1 May 25, 2020
1. A sexual act in which two fully or partially nude men face each other with their penises lined up lengthwise, at which point one of the men puts his hand below or to the side of both penises and begins stroking. The name is derived from the resemblance of two penises in one hand to two hot dogs in one bun, although if you're doing it right it will look more like an open-faced sandwich.
2. Same as above, but the hand belongs to a woman.
2. Same as above, but the hand belongs to a woman.
by hotdoglover December 05, 2007
the excuse that is used during a conference call when the sound of a flushing toilet is heard in the background.
by PoorDavid January 13, 2012
Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.
Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?
Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!
Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?
Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!
by RiMjOb February 10, 2014
a ripper with a booty so thick it looks like she got two midgets in her back pockets. KABLOW! BADONKADONK!
thats some new Yay Area Slanguage. Yee Yee Yee! Yadida???
Co-founder and Co-written by Sexi Mami Maria. She got a Two Midget Booty herself!
thats some new Yay Area Slanguage. Yee Yee Yee! Yadida???
Co-founder and Co-written by Sexi Mami Maria. She got a Two Midget Booty herself!
by samsonhussein October 29, 2006
by madba January 02, 2011
biffle boy: we're like those peas in those pods that come in two!
biffle girl: you mean, " two peas in a pod! "
biffle girl: you mean, " two peas in a pod! "
by andyouandme January 15, 2010