harms syndrome

subjecting oneself to the manipulative forces of the opposite sex. Act strangely around females and have no will or motivation whatsoever. If a victim is asked to do something they comply shamelessly and do not complain. Victim is reduced to a pathetic lifeform within in days and spends most of his time watching chick flicks.

My god what happened?

Its too late now he's got harms syndrome.

by Isaach December 5, 2006

Dalwai Syndrome

Procrastinating until the very last chance you have to do a project. Then, while rushing the project to get finished at 2a.m you realize you made a mistake at the beginning and the whole project needs to be redone. Some people call it a clusterfuck. This occurs mostly with fucktards.

Jerome: "Damn bro, last night with the project I caught a bad case of Dalwai Syndrome."
Charlie: "You should get that checked out. How'd you get it this time?"
Jerome: "My time-management was great, but it went out the window since I was banging your girlfriend."
Charlie: "Yeah, that bitch wastes my time too. Wait-"

by sanitised_fart July 18, 2020

Heather Syndrome

the word Heather is basically from a song from Conan Gray. And Heather is someone that everyone likes and heather syndrome is the person who wants to be Heather so that their crush will like them back.

Emily: i think i might have heather syndrome
Jess: why?
Emily: cuz heather has everything that i dont and everyone likes her even my crush but how can i hate her shes such an angel.
Jess: damn

by locoshiko September 5, 2020

Biden Syndrome

A syndrome identified by forgetfulness, stuttering, or hypocrisy.

They've used the filibuster for years and now it's bad when Republicans use it? They've got a bad case of Biden Syndrome.

by Howlfly April 6, 2021

Pewdiepie Syndrome

When you don't even have to try to be popular anymore. You can say literally anything, and everything thinks you're hot shit.

Guy: I just don't get why James is so popular, he's so fucking useless
Guy 2: James has Pewdiepie Syndrome

by Steve can go fuck himself October 21, 2021

Ashley Syndrome

Preparing ones anus for penetration

My boyfriend and I had Ashley Syndrome last night

by *Awkward-Turtle* July 20, 2017

god syndrome

a person inflicted with god syndrome is a person who has powerful ability's gained from a incident/accident, you can also be born with god syndrome all though it is rare

jon was in a lightning strike accident and has been diagnosed with god syndrome now he can manipulate electronics

by some guy,online March 18, 2019