Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.

Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.

by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011

Sex Cleaning

The act of cleaning one's bachelor pad in preparation for having a girl over for coitus.

His apartment needed a good sex cleaning because Emily was coming over.

by typesend December 30, 2011

Clean Flip

When you flip your shirt inside out to hide stains or other dirtiness in order to continue wearing the same, but now "clean" shirt.

Guy 1: Lets go pick up chicks.

Guy 2: I would but I got no clean shirts.

Guy 1: Just clean flip that one.

by Ryan_Robotz July 14, 2011

clean carl

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly

Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl

by Mr. Astely August 14, 2011

Clean Gangstaa

One who is a gangster but does not use drugs. Or is dirty yall. o-o;

Guy 1: Roll up a dubbie tonight mayne?
Guy 2: Nahh mayne, I'm a Clean Gangstaa.

by Ohhh YAAHHH November 29, 2011

Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.

Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen

by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023

Cleaning

1. To make a countertop spotless by snorting the white powder previously on it through a straw, sometimes made of rolled paper bills.

2. To empty a bowl filled with herbal remedies by use of fire or heat.

3. To dispose of alcohol, pills, fungus, or certain types of paper via consumption.

“What’s up with Johnny?”
“He’s been cleaning”

by Stanley Haze March 9, 2023