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Clapped

The act of getting beat the fuck up like eggs and your mom baking in the kitchen like she should be a that's a women's job
by imrightandyourwrong September 19, 2018
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Clap back

You know how in the early 2000's there were a bunch of jokes about parents using their kids vernacular unironically and it was corny and sad. That's what the whole western world is now.
Honestly, I would feel worse about the clap back is I didn't know it was coming from some fat lesbian or a child Murder who's future consists of nothing more then cleaning up after filthy cripples without ever actually doing anything for anyone in their worthless lives.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
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Clapped

Oi m8, i can’t see ya no more ya gf clapped an’ i vomit for time when i see her ugly ass clapped head!

Translation from Youthspeach: Oi, friend, I am sorrry but I cannot see you anymore because your girlfriend is clapped and I throw up every time I see her very ugly, clapped face!
by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018
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Clapped

clapped in the us means getting destroyed in fortnite🗿
by ineedhelp69 October 30, 2019
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Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.
Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"
by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022
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the clap

a kinder, less-harsh way of saying someone has had sex so many times they probably have aids
Person 1-"Bro her body count is 37 and she's only 15"
Person 2- "Holy shit, she probably got the clap
by brickanny April 6, 2025
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lamp clap barbeque

when you get in position so you get slammed by your lamp, it's very spicy
by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019
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