Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake is the term used to describe the exact point at which a man can expect to losing the following:

1. Freedom
2. Sex
3. Friends
4. Manhood

At this exact point also, he will gain the following:

1. Chores
2. Celibacy
3. PMS
4. And a minivan

Dustin: "Jon I hope you know what you are getting yourself into!"

Jon: "Yeah man, everything is great."

Dustin: "I don't think you know what is in that Wedding Cake!"

by Devious Tuning February 12, 2009

princess cake

1. A kind of soft moist cake

2. Bart Simpson's new nickname in the episode where he has tea with his mom

3. A nickname for anyone who seems like a fag

1. That princess cake was delicious

2. Hey princess cake, do you want some princess cake?

3. That guy is total princess cake

by DizzyLizzy January 23, 2007

bake cakes

The act of an unmarried man playing house with a female.

I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.

Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch

by Crackface August 2, 2007

Vanilla Cake

A white, or caucasian girl's pussy.

Anyone think there's too much vanilla cake at this party?

by Oneironauts July 19, 2012

Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: Die.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

butter cake

when a girl has everything going for her except her ability to bake a cake

bro 1: I met a chick last night, great body, cute face, awesome personality. but when we went back to her house her cake game was poor as hell.
bro 2: no point in calling a butter cake back

by sausage June 2, 2015

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011