Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.
by ltlredvxn June 1, 2005
Get the parked in the red zonemug. A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."
Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"
Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"
Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
by Coops34 December 4, 2010
Get the Speeding in a School Zonemug. Bro-Zone is the direct area around a male that is generally unacceptable to be in unless you are "getting it on". It is a spinoff of the more widely accepted O-Zone, which is the area around the Earth that contains the elements which make the planet livable for human beings. If someone unwanted is in your Bro-zone then it is in danger of being depleted, making it uncomfortable to exist until they leave.
by sexualtyranosaur August 27, 2009
Get the Bro-zonemug. by SplashZoneBro January 22, 2019
Get the Splash-Zone Brothermug. the act of putting someone in the friend zone before they make any attempt to make moves on the other party. this allows for less confusion and emotional drama later on in the friendship.
Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.
Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.
Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees
by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009
Get the preemptive friend zonemug. An open world shooting game created by hoyoverse. It is quite different to other houoverse games because of the variety of models. It also has a furry.
by liatris May 16, 2022
Get the Zenless Zone Zeromug. A Porn Free Zone (a pfz) is a device that is yet to screen pornographic videos. This could be your laptop, tablet or phone. This normally accurs when you first acquire your media device and feel it would be kept more clean with out viewing pornigraphic websites.
It is impossible for the device to go through its entire life cycle without porn but the battle to stay away as long as possible can become a mental challenge amongst peers.
(this does not include saved screenshots of snapchat sluts)
It is impossible for the device to go through its entire life cycle without porn but the battle to stay away as long as possible can become a mental challenge amongst peers.
(this does not include saved screenshots of snapchat sluts)
Tobe : hey did you see that creampie teen vid last night ?
Jord: no I didn't, any good ?
Tobe: yes mate, chuck us your phone and I'll get it up
Jord: no can do, it's a new phone and I'm keeping it a porn free zone
Tobe: what? You have had it 3 months and it's still pfz!! What the fuck
Jord: I know. I'm doing well
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Jord: no I didn't, any good ?
Tobe: yes mate, chuck us your phone and I'll get it up
Jord: no can do, it's a new phone and I'm keeping it a porn free zone
Tobe: what? You have had it 3 months and it's still pfz!! What the fuck
Jord: I know. I'm doing well
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by Mr Peeper June 26, 2016
Get the porn free zonemug.