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Jared Green

Jared Green is known for being arrogant. He is a lightweight and likes getting clapped by daddy cole. He’s referred to as soft and a baby back bitch.
That dude got drunk off of 2 white claws ... what a Jared Green.
by genius77889 November 2, 2020
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True Green

True Green is like True Blue except that instead of always being true, or randy, or depressed, or loyal, this truly green person is inexperienced, naive, redundant, and oblivious. However, there are some Silver Linings to being green such as always being fresh, young, willing, and able to do anything that you can do and better at doing it.
Person 1: That guy always falls for the same trick and the same goad.

Person 2: I know, right. He is True Green.

A true green person will keep your lawn clean. Just remember to stay off it until it is dry again.
by MrMathAllOfYous November 5, 2020
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Lily Greene

The hottest most sexiest person possibly alive right now, and base a 99/100% chance of staying the hottest person and most sexiest person alive for the rest of eternity
by Sexy thang October 4, 2020
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blue greene

Damn, did you see that Blue Greene? Shes got a sizzling personality
by Joe smith king May 13, 2017
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straight greens

John: yo do you want any chop in your bowl?
Guy: no I just want straight greens.
by Gumi May 1, 2016
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green burger

A type of person who wants to get a red pancake but messes it up an it starts to bruise and swells up and turns green.
Oh Dude my hoe got a green burger last night!
by 2kids1sandbox October 6, 2016
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Green Deek

In Super Smash Bros, the rare form of Donkey Kong which only shows up when on the green team in team battle.
'Oooh I got Green Deek. The rarest form of all the Deeks.'
by Blakito October 3, 2016
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