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Tactical wank

A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.
Johnny: What are you up to?

TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.

Johnny: Smart move, champ.
by .xx xx. January 12, 2016
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Urban Wanking

Wanking in a public place. A common place for this would be in Public toilets and telephone boxes but can also be done in the high street.
OMG That guy is urban wanking in the telephone box!
by CheezyBurger- December 19, 2010
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Pit Wank

No hands?
No tits?
Use your pits!

You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
Guy #1 to Guy #2 – Hahaha look at that girl over there her arms are stuck to her sides. She must have given her bloke a pit wank earlier!
by JPo74400 June 24, 2011
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vagina wank

where a mans penis is physically wanked off by putting it through one side of teh fanny lips, into the other end, its is required for the penis to never be inserted into joe langton
yo this bitch didnt want to hav sex yet so i just vagina wanked her.
by nffcboy05 December 19, 2009
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Wank Watcher

The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.
I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.
by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015
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Twitter Wank

Talking on podcasts, blogs, etc about how many twitter followers you have.

Listen to anything by Leo Laporte and it won't take long for him to start twitter wanking with his friends.
a Twitter Wank..

Leo Laporte Excellent! Somebody sent me an email John C. Dvorak saying “Hey did Dvorak get knocked off of Twitter there is no THErealDAVORAK (sic)” I said, dude you got to spell right, then you will find him, he is THErealDVORAK.

John C. Dvorak Yes, and I only need 50 more get to 45,000 which of course is half of yours but that’s beside the point.

Leo Laporte Oh me? I am nothing, I’m number 38 on the Twitter list; I don’t count anymore.
by BritishTelly March 12, 2009
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wank pit

Dad - "It's 2pm get out of that stinking wank pit"

Son - "Later - OK?"
by The Rellie November 7, 2007
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