Flatulence forced from one's body in a pompous, self-satisfying manner, without regard to the consideration of others.
Although his friends quickly rolled down the car windows, Shane was so full of himself, he took a big, proud whiff of his smelly ego-fart.
by Josh Dingus December 02, 2004
n. generic insult meaning any stupid individual. It has it origins in Mike Judge's siminal cartoon "Beavis and Butthead". See also "Fart Knocker", "Ass Munch", and "Dillweed/ Dill Hole".
Shut up, fart goblin.
by Psycho Miko April 25, 2006
fart dust is microscopic and/or visible bits of feces expelled from the rectum. Feces accumulates on the sphincter after wiping the buttocks because of the wrinkles of the sphincter. Feces dries and when a person farts/expells gas the sphincter opens slightly and the wrinkles open and allow the dried feces to fall and be blown out. Dr. Chuck of The Virginia Fecal Institute performed many experiments to prove the existence of fart dust despite many disbelievers but proved without a shadow of a doubt that it in fact existed. With the help of a "volunteer", he had the test subject fart on a clean sheet of printer paper and the fart dust materialized. Fart dust does not occur with peoples who use baby wipes or bidets for cleansing their buttocks after bathroom use.
by Charles Golay October 17, 2008
by dang May 09, 2003
"Did you rip ass?"
"Yeah, Spray Fart"
"The Ric just spray farted. I think he's in the bathroom checking for stains"
*Alternate spelling: spray faht
"Yeah, Spray Fart"
"The Ric just spray farted. I think he's in the bathroom checking for stains"
*Alternate spelling: spray faht
by jesse March 10, 2005
When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.
by Lesloo March 21, 2008
The noise that is made while kissing another person's lips resulting in a fart like sound. Happens right as you're pulling your lips apart from one another.
On our first date we were so into each other that when we were passionately kissing, everytime we pulled our lips apart we kept kiss farting! It was soo uhhhmaaaazing!
by geemuney December 26, 2013