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square

1. a 4-sided quadrilateral with 2 pairs of parallel sides and 4 right angles.
2. slang for cigarette
3. a boring, uninteresting, or out-of-the-loop person or someone who is lame, not fun, or not interested in fun
Person 1: "I think we should go to the party on Friday."
Person 2: "Personally, I've been behind on my honework lately, I might stay to do that instead."
Person 1: "Come on, don't be a square!"
by jnd2008 February 12, 2025
mugGet the squaremug.

Squares

Used in sentences like “I got squares wich are crisps” but no one will say that so nevermind
by Squares September 18, 2020
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Square up

G code slang for giving a hug so niggas on these skreets don’t think you soft/nice.
Yo dawg, sad nigga hours have me lately.

Stfu and square up nigga!
by Sad Boi George November 4, 2019
mugGet the Square upmug.

Square Bitch

A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.
Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
mugGet the Square Bitchmug.

D squared

That D squared would not let me merge into the left lane.
by QueenBess1917 July 19, 2019
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totes square

when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)
HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!
by Totes McTotes October 9, 2010
mugGet the totes squaremug.

Square Dance

When sexaul intercourse occurres between four concenting adults, aka a foursome, that are Texas natives. Or when the sexual act occurres with Texas borders.
"Dude that bonfire was wild, I went inside and accidentally walked in on a square dance."

"Hey y'all, my wife and I were wondering if you two would like to join us this weekend for a good ol' square dance?!?"
by LoneStarGingerBeardMan May 28, 2019
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