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Love Sausage 

Yet another term for the penis.
Alison unzipped Staurt's fly and proceeded to suck on his love sausage.
Love Sausage by Mr Lizard August 20, 2004

polish sausage

A very white, yet large, penis
Girl 1) "He's so white and gross"

Girl 2) "Yeah, I know, but i heard he has a polish sausage."

Girl 1) "That's so hot."
polish sausage by PrettyStonePark January 27, 2016

Toilet Sausage 

A slang term used to refer to going to the bath and taking a poop, dump, crap,deuce, and ext.

The act of a human making a sausage shaped poop/turd and depositing the poop/turd into the toilet.
"That pizza has gone right threw me. I have to go make some toilet sausage."

ass sausage 

After anal sex, when one's penis still smells like ass.
Man, after I butt fucked Becky last night, man I woke up with a serious case of ass sausage.
ass sausage by joey king August 21, 2006

Throwing a sausage down a hallway

"Did you bang her?"
"Yeah, but it was like throwing a sausage down a hallway!"

brain sausage 

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.
I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.
brain sausage by waffle August 9, 2003