salad

A mans genitles. His penis and scrotum make up his salad.

He rubbed his salad on my face

by Sebastian Michaels November 22, 2004

salad potato head

salad potato head a person that is thrown off or just needs to get a grip.

She needs to take her self out of here with her "salad potato" head.

by Sam West (aka Big Cheez) January 25, 2005

saladed

To be saladed is the same as being grouted, or ended.

Salading can often occur in gameplay of Halo, or perhaps just in life.

Dude 1: "Arrh, dude, we're never going to find her in this crowd.."
Dude 2: "Yep, we're totally saladed."

by MrTadius December 10, 2007

Chocolate Salad

The Chocolate Salad is difficult to achieve and almost impossible to master. The man proceeds to excrete a bowl movement while the woman sucks his manitalia. Immediatly after he releives himself (in both meanings of the word) the woman begins to eat out the mans anal cavity until he releives himself again. Extra points are achieved if he passes a bowl and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you hear the news? Ryan got a fat chocolate salad from the Scranton Sloar! She took his dumpling blumpkin to the face!

by BlackSnowMan October 9, 2008

chef salad

you eat someones ass out (toss their salad) with jelly or syrup and then pack it with your meat.

I totally gave Dan St. a chef salad last night.

by Mr. Daniel Wagner August 17, 2011

Cat Salad

When you have sex with a cat, and the cum looks like ranch dressing.

Joe: "Wanna play soggy biscut?"

Arnold: "Nah man lets play cat salad, I got a cat at home!"

Joe: "Lets do it!!"

by catsalad June 11, 2019

tossing the salad

a bowling technique that curves the ball

Anton is very good at tossing the salad. He gets a strike every time!

by LUL_TTS May 30, 2018