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Allergy Sandwich 

An allergy sandwich is a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich. Lots of people have allergies to nuts and strawberries. The cool people, however, do not. They know the best pb&j is a pb with strawberry j.
Lulu: Oh man, what is that you're devouring?
Ramone: It's my allergy sandwich.

Lulu: What is that? It sounds disgusting.

Ramone: You are mistaken. An allergy sandwich is the magical combination of peanut butter and strawberry.
Lulu: Oh, yeah, I'm allergic to strawberries.
Ramone: Loser.
Allergy Sandwich by ChesterShrub October 14, 2012

San Diego Shit Sandwich 

A sexual experience with a hispanic female in intestinal distress
When you're eating out a mexican from Tijuana and she let's loose a fart, which actually winds up being a shart and you ingest some of the sticky suprise, now that's a San Diego Shit Sandwich

Grind On Sandwich 

To get grinded on simultaneously by two women, one on your front one on your back.
You: Dude, last night was amazing those two sluts turned me into the meat in a grind on sandwich.

ice cream sandwich sex 

sex that you have had in the past that you would totally trade for an ice cream sandwich now
"so sex with him was really that bad?"
"yah dude, it was ice cream sandwich sex"

Cuban Sandwich 

A term used instead of blowjob, because when you're around a group of people, you don't just want to ask a girl to give you a BJ
I could really go for a cuban sandwich right now

Dude, I bet Margo makes a mean cuban sandwich
Cuban Sandwich by Mr. Cuban February 11, 2010

hand sandwich 

n., when you have all of the ingredients for a sandwich, except bread, so you just eat the components out of your hand
I just took a giant hit from the bong and got the munchies, but the bread was moldy, so I had to eat a hand sandwich.