Rice Patties on a Mountain

Used to demonstrate the level of work ethic and ingenuity needed to achieve a goal.

I’m going to farm your Dick, like “ Rice Patties on a Mountain.”

by Ottawa-bro August 11, 2022

Jebendese Rice Farmer

Gnatty and her family.

(Bacon Boi) Hey Charles, let's add a new role.
(Charles the Based) Hmm yes, it shall ith be the Jebendese Rice Farmer role, designated for nami cunts like Gnatty.

by Jsminey0688525 December 04, 2021

Rice man dan

A cool Asian with lots of rice stored at his house

Hey aren't you rice man dan?

by Kollc January 23, 2015

Rice crispy bod

A body acquired by eating rice crispy treats in Lou of a meal.

Friend: Daaayuuum she's got a great rice crispy bod
Friend 2: yea she eats rice crispies for breakfast.

by Pinche jordan August 23, 2017

father rice cake

the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.

honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Forbidden Rice Pudding

The manly ejaculatory cream that fills the forbidden sock.
A synonym for sperm.

1:
"Hey dude, mind if I borrow your socks"
"Sure just grab any pair."
"Cool.... Why does this one feel solid. What's in it?"
"Oh... That's uuhh... It's my Forbidden Rice Pudding."
"Eeeeeew DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!"

2:
"Dude this rice pudding is delicious."
"Aaaah thanks I'm glad you like it. Though I put it in a blue bowl."
"Oh what's the difference?"
"Pal, there's no easy way to say this - that bowl is for the Forbidden Rice Pudding"

by Dee._ February 14, 2021

Rice jr high

Rice is a school that talk shit but can’t back it up.

Rice jr high was talk shit to Columbus volleyball team about how they trash and calling them hoes

by Texas is my city September 06, 2019