punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

Punch the Horse

to make something go faster

I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.

by Sistr Chuck December 8, 2011

wranger punch

A game where if you see a wranger walk by you punch your friend and shout “Wranger Punch!” You have to say sorry after wranger punching your friend.

“Wranger Punch”
*punch*

“Ow, what was that for”
“There is a wranger over there”

by Imar Nons May 17, 2023

Ballon Punch

The use of a plastic bag wrapped around the hand and arm to shove an obstuctive piece of fecal matter around the u-bend of a toilet.

Wow that dump was so big I had to Ballon punch it down!

by Shambollock March 17, 2023

Punching a Kangaroo

slang for throwing bricks through black owned business windows

Punching a Kangaroo: slang for throwing bricks through black owned business windows

Man 1: Im gonna go punch a kangaroo

by awrenad January 15, 2023

Timo's punch

When you are waiting next to traffic light and guy punches you into solar without reason

You will not believe, I was in Prague and received Timo's punch

by kvorec October 9, 2023

Rabbit Punching

The act of repeatedly attempting to spoil the plot, or an aspect of a movie or television show.

Goddamn Morgan! Quit rabbit punching! You’ve already seen this show before!

by Leesayings November 8, 2023