pick your spots

Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.

"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."

by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020

fruit picking sodomite

A homosexual man who not only partakes in the act of anal sex (sodomy) but also 'picks the fruit', in other words folates and handles the male genitals in a manor that some would call sensual or erotic.

That Diego fella's a fruit picking sodomite

by mattybarns June 17, 2024

picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

by fizzleg July 12, 2017

Pick Me

Amber Heard.

“Omg, he didn’t compliment my dress that I felt pretty in🥺” - Amber Heard, a pick me

A narcissist who lies about being abused for attention.

by Hehe2134 May 4, 2022

Pick-me girl

A girl who desperately seeks male attention by acting like they are set apart, "not like the others", ironically setting them apart from other girls. Often uses insults directed at other women (usually behind their backs).

Example #1:
Friend #1: "I'm not like the other girls.. I'm nice, unlike that piece of trash Becky."
Friend #2: "You're giving off major pick-me girl vibes dude."

Example #2: Pearl Davis

by Just an Average Jess March 2, 2024

pick me

Leanne Jolie Ortega-Wolfsberger (Lolo)

Leanne is so pick me

by snotpickme June 23, 2022

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):

Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2015