Penis Pilates

Exercises for your penis..

Mostly Penile Extension

If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates...

by NidgeDFX January 6, 2015

Toe Penis

A penis the is reminiscent of anything from a big toe to a pinky toe. even so much that it has a calus like knuckle.

Stephanie was deterred when her boyfriends toe penis shallowly scratched her interior.

by nickbevpool August 18, 2011

Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

by Justabandkid July 8, 2018

Penis pills

A pill to make yo dick shoot up

Penis pills

by Kenzkenx March 16, 2019

Penis cum

A word you say when you don’t have a reaction to something

Joe: I anally molested your mom’s pet rock
Bob: Penis cum

by I eat penis January 1, 2022

Penis Cumlada

A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:

Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice

Adding ice

Blend until smooth

Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it

Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas

Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm

Austin: (pukes)

by Mr. Omg February 22, 2011

missing penis

when you wake up naked and cant see your dick because it is in between you legs

i woke up with a missing penis and a hangover and i thought i got a sex change

by dassfd May 1, 2011