Mr. Personality

When you are dumb-dumb, and are devoid of personality

Instead of picking up all of the trash scattered around his property, Mr. Personality sprayed it all with a hose, like a real yutz.

by Ll@magurl123 April 25, 2021

Unathletic person

Someone who is very tall with black patchy hair. Must also have a reverse widows peak. Huge kosher dong.

Brian, you are the most unathletic person I know.

by Hugejewdong October 6, 2020

tan person

a really dark white person to the point there recognized as black

what a tan person

by ugh2 May 5, 2017

pseudo-person

An individual who has less ths full rights under law and may not even know or kno why

The pseudo-person didn't know his own medical history because of a court order

by Lucky 227 January 8, 2019

personality faker

a person who copies your taste in music, clothes, makeup, hair, style, etc. and fakes their own real personality because they're jealous or want to be friends with you

me: i really like punk rock
personality faker: omf same!!!!
me: name 1 punk rock band
personality faker: mmm 5SOS?

by no snitchin November 2, 2014

Maybe-Person

A Maybe-Person is the type of individual that, when invited to events, always says, "I'll try." The hour of the event tends to be a coin flip depending on the weather, their feelings, or if nothing else better comes up. A Maybe-Person has no compass or code, led by their emotions like a butterfly with her helmet on. This behavior is highly problematic, and they have difficulty daily with simple decision-making activities.

Woody Goldblum, a.k.a. the Swan, said he would like to try to make it out to dinner, but because he felt a little stressed about travel plans (the next day), he canceled again at the 11th hour and confirmed that he was a Maybe-Person.

by Hixxz68 March 1, 2023

template person

A Template person is one who only knows how to run by the rule book.

A Template person in a Project manager role would be the one who would write template emails, ask a specific set of questions, use a limited set of phrases and act like a project manager but provide no real value.

Carol : Hi guys, are we on track for the project? I need to send status updates to stake holders. Let me know if you need to setup a meeting and I will get one on the calendar. We are really over budget and I am really getting nervous. We need to make sure client is happy.

Aaron: You sound like a template person!!

by BlackSaturn007 March 17, 2014