Texas Hammer Stick

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.

Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."

by Jonny Jimboy November 11, 2010

Armie Hammered

When someone gets so drunk you’re worried they might eat someone

‘Hide your toes, Josh is Armie Hammered!’

by armieslefttoe February 15, 2021

honeoye falls hammer

It is when you are having sex with a girl, and you pull out cum on her face and smack her face with your dick and spread the cum on her face with your dick

man, i gave my hoe the honeoye falls hammer this weekend

by Bruce Curwin May 30, 2008

Nuremburg Hammer Drill

The subtle art of ramming your erect penis into a woman's belly button, whilst simultaneously vomiting on her forehead and slapping her nipples with a spatula. So called due to its short lived popularity in the city which give it it's name, where many couples for some strange reason found it sexy.

"My god, that girl let me give her a Nuremburg Hammer Drill last night; I think she must have mental problems"

by MasterofFlange February 16, 2009

banana hammer

Someone who is very sick, and very fatigued because of it.

Comes from seeing a banana frozen in liquid nitrogen, and then used to hammer a nail into a board. "I feel like that!"

Peter felt like a banana hammer, and had to leave work early.

by NotBlankName March 31, 2010

war hammer

Somthing Ashlinn wants to get when shes older

jesus I need to get one of thoughs

by ............ March 25, 2003

The Akron Hammer (verb)

Verb can also be a noun
A sexual move:
in which you cum in a girls then you punch her in the stomach. you punch her in the stomach to prevent her from getting pregnant.

can also be done after oral sex.

Last night my girlfriend asked me to do The Akron Hammer (verb), so now i have to dump her, cause she is crazy

by King HAMMER December 25, 2009