Troll Dump

Going under a bridge to take a shit.

Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.

Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?

Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.

by ratnard July 24, 2012

trolling for tacos

When a female(s) are out on the town looking for female(s)sexual partner.

My girlfriends and I are going out tonight "trolling for tacos".

by Taco hunter. June 6, 2017

Terrified Troll

When you are engaing in anal sex and the girl wants the sperm on her back and so when your about to ejaculate you spit on her back (resembling the sperm) so she turns around and you blow the load in her face.

She was so surprised when i gave her that terrified troll.

by UrbanBoy88586 February 3, 2010

Troll Staff

A linear brown fecal stain, produced when an unclean anus comes into contact with a (usually fabric) surface.

Much like a shit-stain or skid-mark, but the troll staff gains its name from the fact that it looks like a little brown stick that a troll could use.

Dont sit on the bed without wiping your arse first Jeeves, we don't want another troll staff.

by GeordieLover August 10, 2010

trolling word

an often meaningless word, or phrase, that is supposed to mislead.

some sarcastic phrases and expressions such as big nick diggers are perfect examples of a trolling word, often used in chat rooms as a censor-dodge

by Sexydimma January 6, 2015

Time Troll

Someone who won't stop talking. Over-share about themselves, their relatives, their surgery, etc.

The guy/girl at the store/work/church won't stop time trolling me.

Every time I see (insert name), I quickly turn around before they can time troll me.
Caller ID saves me from time trolls.

by Pearl Onion July 17, 2018

taco troll

The nasty troll that only appears in a woman's vagina during her menstrual period when in the process of having sex.

watch out i hear hillary's taco troll is back!

by JackT Daniels August 2, 2010