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Minecraft Trolling

1. A person that wants to be a dick.

2.To troll a person to be a huge dick.

3. to annoy the fuck out of people
James: Hey did you see that fucker over there?
Richy: Yes I sure did, he was minecraft trolling.
James: I know that dumbass but why does he do it?
Richy: How the fuck do I know?

James: Because your in the Urban Dictionary.

James: And why the fuck is the a MLG Frog as the GIF?
Richy: Fuck knows
by 🍔 Burger King September 17, 2017
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trolling for tacos

When a female(s) are out on the town looking for female(s)sexual partner.
My girlfriends and I are going out tonight "trolling for tacos".
by Taco hunter. June 6, 2017
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teapot troll

a middle aged woman, usually over 50, in a position with either some form of middling power (like head of a condo board or manager of an office or something) or local neighbourhood busybody, who uses the faux friendliness of having tea as an underhanded way of gathering information about you and your life so she can use it to fuck you over in some capacity in the future. These types of women are pathetic excuses for human beings and will shock you with the lows to which they will stoop to harm you yet will move mountains to obscure their devious intentions. Their main technique is a completely fake friendly exterior and extortations that they really care about you. They do not. They act this way to earn your trust so they can get you to disclose things about yourself you otherwise would not. These type of women are poison and their intentions are full on to harm you. Do everything you can to rid yourself of the stench of the filth this traitorous type of trash will leave upon you. It goes without saying they are not worth being given time or space in your life. If you have to have involvement with a teapot troll, you are one poor motherfucker and my heart goes out to you. Similar to teapot dictator, except teapot troll involves the more underhanded techniques described above.
What a teapot troll that old crone is....and she thinks she can fool people with her schtick. Pathetic.
by ChickPhilA December 16, 2019
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Troll Dump

Going under a bridge to take a shit.

Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?

Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
by ratnard July 24, 2012
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Soul Troll

An attractive Afro-American woman at a nightclub on the prowl looking for a man.
Dude, check out that hot Soul Troll at the end of the bar! I'd like to bust a nutt on that booty!
by Paulyoverder August 30, 2013
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troll socking

Where you wear your long socks folded down so that others think you are wearing short socks.
Bro you forgot your long socks!
No dude, I'm troll socking it.
by Minecraftman 666 November 17, 2011
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troll bride

Not usually deemed to be one until after the fiasco of a wedding, the Troll Bride makes a series of mistakes & poor decisions out of pure stubbornness, uneducated guesses, & deceit that antagonize the groom & everyone else involved.

Troll brides are guilty of some if not all of the following:

*Got the groom to propose after falsely claiming to be pregnant.
*Rejected initial engagement ring & demanded a prettier, more expensive one.
*Canceling arrangements at the last moment, after whatever was ordered has already been paid for.
*Making sure the bridesmaids are dressed as frumpy as possible so no one will pay attention to them.
*Postponing the wedding because the groom broke tradition by seeing her before the ceremony.
*Making the groom or his parents pay for everything.
*Interfering with the caterers & decorators by lording over every thing they do, like she knew their job better than they did.
*Saying "I do not" after begin asked "do you take this man."
*Postponing the wedding several times, especially for petty reasons.
*Telling the groom his best friend can't be his best man because she hates him.
*Complaining about the wedding gifts while the givers are withing earshot.
*Making the baker redo the cake.
*Acting like a spoiled diva drama queen.
Are you really going to marry your troll bride of a girlfriend after she ran out on the last guy she was engaged to?

She ended up being a troll bride; she lied about being pregnant & he's stuck with her because divorce is expensive.

What a troll bride; there's no part of the ceremony or after party where she didn't make an embarrassing ass out of herself.
by ThatEvilRedhead October 4, 2011
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