1. A genital enlargement device. Term has its roots in an aparent case of dyslexia, when Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" on a celebrity charity edition of Jeopardy.
See also "Whore Semen"
See also "Whore Semen"
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
by Howard Pickman March 16, 2004
An attack penis is when two men strip down then place themselves back to back and spin quickly in circles making attack helicopter wings out of penis’
by Og Onion God February 12, 2018
1- Boyle on your dick
2- Irritation from shaving vaginas
3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.
2- Irritation from shaving vaginas
3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.
by John Murphy 1slynigga June 29, 2015
He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.
After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2020
Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.
1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks
by irrigationpenisman January 04, 2021
A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:
Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice
Adding ice
Blend until smooth
Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice
Adding ice
Blend until smooth
Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas
Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm
Austin: (pukes)
Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm
Austin: (pukes)
by Mr. Omg February 03, 2011
A penis the is reminiscent of anything from a big toe to a pinky toe. even so much that it has a calus like knuckle.
by nickbevpool August 15, 2011