penis extender

a penis extender is a device used to extend your penis if your penis is quite small.

Bob:hey Jeff did you use the new penis extender
Jeff: oh yes i have i grew my penis 7 inches!!!

by curry_indian November 21, 2019

missing penis

when you wake up naked and cant see your dick because it is in between you legs

i woke up with a missing penis and a hangover and i thought i got a sex change

by dassfd May 1, 2011

Penis Cumlada

A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:

Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice

Adding ice

Blend until smooth

Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it

Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas

Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm

Austin: (pukes)

by Mr. Omg February 22, 2011

penis in ass

its when u put pepe in sum 1 anus

"I put me penis in ass lastnight"

by littlegayboiwhosucks June 25, 2017

Brownie Penis

After sticking a penis out of the anus and putting it in your partners mouth

"her breath smells bad"
"yeah she got brownie penis last night"

by hamborgorboy2000 July 19, 2020

Penis grabber

At when you grab a penis

Brandon is a penis grabber

by Thicc papa 101 November 7, 2019

Sheep Penis

A 'sheep penis' is a penis that is so fluffy (excessive pubic hair perchance?) that it closely resembles a sheep. After all, everyone knows that sheep are the fluffiest animals on the planet. The only thing fluffier than a sheep is your penis, hence your penis is a 'sheep penis', and you should really shave your pubes.

Johnny: "Good evening beautiful lady would you be so kind as to take a look at my penis?"
Kate: "Why yes dear fellow I would surely love to see your penis."
*Johnny takes out his penis*
Kate: "Good God, my man! That is one fluffy penis! Dare I say, that right there is a SHEEP PENIS!!!"
Johnny: "Oh no, it appears as though I have a sheep penis. Oh bother."

by Sussy Bazinga October 9, 2022