Noob Sauce

A player on Xbox Live that is continuously pounded into a bloody pulp.

"That kid sucks a Halo 3. He's a noob sauce."

by Drew Kedra March 08, 2008

u r the noob

Phrase used to classify someone as "The Noob." May or may not be used as a compliment. May also be used in conjunction with the phrase "no u." Phrase can be used as a rebuttal statement towards someone as well.

Person 1: "lol i pwn"

Person 2: "u r the noob."

Person 1: "NO U R THE NOOB!"

by Francis Numan October 20, 2009

Boobs before Noobs

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

MW2 Javelin Noob

The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"

Several other players: You hear that?

Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-

-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.

by PTRS Noob December 07, 2009

poning the noobs

Getting your ass kicked in gears by GraGraGravity

Poning the noobs is fucking awesome

by Jim Morrison fucked your mom February 22, 2009

noob fo shoob

A noob so undeniably new and inexperienced at a particular activity or event that it is fo sho inarguable whether that person is a noob or not anymore. By being called a noob fo shoob, it is without a doubt that that person is terrible or lame and everyone else knows it.

Curtis: You are a noob fo shoob.
Jer: I'm so noob I don't even have a comeback.
Matt: Owned.

by BigTestedCoals January 21, 2009

Riot Shield Noob

The Riot Shield Noob. A player in Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2 that uses the Riot Shield to get a quick laugh in multiplayer. Usually equipped with the Tactical Insertion and Commando Perk to get quick kills. Most likely camps in small areas where snipers like to hide. Luckily, easily killed by your daily Noob Tube or someone smart enough to go behind them.

UMP45 Noob: OMFG RIOT SHIELD NOOB!

"Riot Shield Noob": ROFL -kills UMP45 Noob by bashing them with the shield-

Noob Tube: LMAO SAD -grenades the shit out of "Riot Shield Noob" then gets sniped by the local wannabe sniper-

by PTRS Noob November 18, 2009