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Ninja Hug

simply when you want to kick someone's butt :3
back off , or I'll use a "Ninja hug"
by MaggyGo February 17, 2015
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Ninja & Chill

sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!! And then you hang out afterwards causally as if nothing happened.

-Disruptive-
Bro i totally Ninja & Chilled with my girl last night and she enjoyed it, afterwards we just chilled to recover from the wildness.
by JD Disruptive September 19, 2017
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salad ninja

Someone who creates awesome salads, is fueled by salads, and spreads the salad awesomeness!
I am a salad ninja that works at FRESHJUNKIE!
by RunLacey December 6, 2015
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Ninja thong

A ninja thong is a thong that you have to pay really close attention to see but it's almost impossible
Guy 1: Damn, I don't think Lucy is wearing anything under her dress not even a thong!
Guy 2: No she is, she is wearing a Ninja thong I saw her in the girls lockerroom!
by handlesandle December 27, 2014
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Ninja-Flipping

The combination of Acid(LSD), Psilocybin containing mushrooms, Molly(MDMA) and Mescaline.

The result is a state of heightened awareness that has been referred to as "Hyper Reality".

Muscimol containing mushrooms can be substituted for Psilocybin containing mushrooms for a milder effect. Analogs of Mescaline such as 2CI or 2CB can be substituted for isolated Mescaline to avoid vomiting induced by consuming Mescaline containing cactus(Peyote). The designer drug known as Ecstacy(E) is not recommended as a substitute for Molly(MDMA) as the toxicity of pressed tablets is harder to verify.
Person A: Did you see how he evaded the cops? It was like something out of The Matrix!
Person B: Yeah, he was talking about some other shit, must have been Ninja-Flipping.
by Strider shin January 31, 2022
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matress ninja

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility
Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!
by meganoshua June 8, 2011
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carpentry ninja

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...
by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011
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