Nathan

Fat nobhead who everyone hates

I fucking hate Nathan

by NeverCapping December 19, 2021

Nathan

Nathan is a nerd virgin who always has a strangely patterned winter coat on. His glasses are thicker than molasses and he gets no bitches. He has a scar on his right cheek because a bullet grazed his face when he was but a chil’. His bedtime is definitely 7:00 pm and everyone makes fun of him because he plays coolmath games on his crusty laptop. His backpack is taller than him and he could definitely fit inside it. He a runner he a track star. If you see a Nathan, RUN because he is always faster.

“Wait, is that Coat Boy?”
“No, that’s my boy Nathan”

by GILF_hunter666 May 9, 2022

nathan

<3

Person 1: <3 nathan
Person2: !!

by imeanidkbutsure February 6, 2024

nathan burt

Asian Jesus

Oh my god its Nathan hurt NANI. Nathan burt eats penis for days

by Nojuseatsdick May 31, 2018

nathan

UGLY WIENER MAN

WHITE FUCKHEAD
EATS SHIT

FART SMELL TUNA

nathan gets turned on by hentai cause all the girls hate his weineeeeeee face

by alphadickpenisbig January 24, 2022

nathan

oh yeah nathan is definitely at least a little autistic and listens to avenged sevenfold

i hate nathan

"hey nathan whats good man how you been"

"i have 4 new interesting facts to tell you about and they all have to do with freddy mercury"

by iniish April 23, 2023

Nathan

That one guy at your school who is constantly horny, like all the time. He walks around with a boner and is staring at people.

"Nathan, is that a pencil in your pants?"
"no."

by RinTamashiNoKami April 22, 2022