muffin button

An affectionate nickname for the clitoris

All it takes it a little press of her muffin button and she'll come like a busted fire hydrant.

by evan99 July 26, 2006

Russian Muffin

Getting double fisted by an Englishman.

I pulled down Jeb's trousers and gave him a painful Russian Muffin.

by Concord Academy January 22, 2009

Dirt muffin

A person or animal that is filthy, but that you otherwise find endearing and love.

Ex. (talking to cat) "Mr. Buttons, what HAVE you been doing?!? You look like a total dirt muffin!!"

Ex. "I love you, but you look like a dirt muffin. Go shower before we go out for drinks."

by notawombat2 July 21, 2011

ginger muffin

a girl who enjoys her muffin in the evenings and has ginger hair. just muffin if not ginger.

can ginger muffin come for a film

no shes buisy enjoying her muffin

by madman452 January 19, 2010

corn muffin

pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)

some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself

by Rodberg December 22, 2010

Man Muffin

A " Man Muffin " Is a person who you would do sexual things to

oohhh, chantelle see that guy aint he a "man muffin"

by Osidion998866 July 25, 2009

golden muffin

1. To obtain a prized piece of ass, oftentimes a woman who can cook a man eggs and turn him out

2. After a sexual conquest, the act of peein on the vagina.

1. When Rob found Gina, he really scored a golden muffin. She can cook a steak, and carries and opens his beer with her tits.

2. Steve gave Mary a golden muffin, effectively making his territiory

by The Latin Tornado January 14, 2008