lesbo-magnet

a person who is constantly being asked out by lesbian's and/or gays.

diana: that girl keeps making eyes at sharon and biting her lip!
courtney: i think we've got a severe case of lesbo-magnet!
sharon: oh no, not again, i think i'll g hid eout in the bathroom! i hope my spot isn't taken.

by yermoom December 18, 2009

cop magnet

A vehicle that cops frequently pull over, often without justifiable cause.

I gotta get a new car, this old piece of crap is a cop magnet.

by Sn0t_BuBBLe August 24, 2019

Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)

A yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel

"Hey mate I can't wait for tonight!'

"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"

"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"

by Ricardo.W December 26, 2011

stop the madness

Refrain from ones usual hijinks or tomfoolery

Karl: Ms.Blurkplett, how much would you pay to never blink again?
Ms.Bjorkapint: oh, stop the madness

by Drippy sparf February 1, 2016

Hop on Maiden and Spell

Slang for “Give me a footjob”

Man 1: Hey bro wanna Hop on Maiden and Spell
Man 2: Sure, let me take off my shoes first

by Girphquake February 25, 2021

Macinese

The name given to people who are extremely obsessive about their Macintosh computers. They abide by the laws established by Steve Jobs, and will senselessly blurt out profanity containing Microsoft.

I had used Windows for 12 plus years, but when I switched to OS X I found out that I was quickly becoming Macinese.

by William Stuller July 25, 2008

madness

While the word madness has many meanings, the simplest and most widely accepted is that madness is in fact *not* Sparta, but could very well be blasphemy.

Person A: Dude this is blasphemy, it's madness...
Person B: Naw bro, this is Sparta.

by FatManMGS2 January 1, 2008