Absolute top goal scorer when it comes to free kicks. Plays all the fifa he can get. Very short tempered. ALSO PULLS ALL THE YOUNGER GIRLS
by Joe who ? May 18, 2021
"lanvy is the best girlfriend Joseph Janzerli will ever have"
"wow Joseph Janzerli is so handsome boy"
"wow Joseph Janzerli is so handsome boy"
by opp9999980 December 08, 2022
by chadockle October 09, 2022
Joseph Lambrese is the absolute best man in the entire world. You will never meet someone better than Joseph Lambrese. Her is truly an angel in disguise. Do not be fooled by his good looks, he has much more under them. Truly beautiful inside and out. He is the most kindest, caring, loving, sweetest, funniest, cutest, craziest.., etc. person you will ever possibly meet. The second you see him there is no doubt you will start falling for him. Starting from his dark brown eyes, that wrinkle a little when he smiles, to his feet, larger than life itself!! Passionate, optimistic, sensitive, angelic, warm-hearted, enthusiast, and integrity are just a few words to describe this angel. He is truly someone you could not do without having in your life. If you have met Joseph Lambrese consider yourself blessed.
by Y0U KNOW WHO I AM May 12, 2019
a young male originating in donny, a bit of a witty cunt, he likes to think he's funny whereas in reality he's quite the opposite. The doppelganger of popular YouTuber ChrisMD, Joseph is a pro-gamer and also a massive virgin.
by abstractlakx May 11, 2020
The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.
Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
by HumanBean123 July 06, 2021