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Joseph Takagi

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.
Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*
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Joseph

A super cute, fun guy to be around that's always loyal to his friends or partners. He also has a very nice dick, it hurts to be away from him but once you see him again all you want to do is kiss him.
Billy Bob: is that Joseph over there?
Sean: yeah, he's so fucking hot
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Joseph

A hypocritical retard who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut and smells of shit & ciggarettes.
"Joseph snitched on everyone because he's a fucking hypocritical cunt"
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Joseph

Fye ass Jhit who is funny and has brown hair. He is loyal af but can be stubborn at times. But most importantly he is loyal.
Is that Joseph making them laugh again?
by 123illFYB March 3, 2019
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