Jess

One who tries to be a baddie but flops miserably

“Uhm..no she is a total Jess”

by BadBeebz April 3, 2022

Gone the way of Jesse

The act of disappearing suddenly and inexplicably like Jesse Evans, noted outlaw.

John: "Where is Tom?"
Chris: "I haven't seen him in months - he musta gone the way of Jesse."

by BigDaddyNac March 6, 2024

Jess

A Jess is a women with a very large butt. They are known for using their hips to play catch. Most females do not know if they are a Jess, but are called by nickname. Unlike a Karen, Jess do not care about speaking to the manager. Many people do not know the word Jess, so I put it in here cause I’m tired of the Karen’s everywhere.

“ yeah, your right, she is a Jess”

by Rakatasuarus May 31, 2020

Jesse

Jesse is thicc also loves stat bucks but when he sleep Austin watches in the dark austin is obssesed with Jesse he writes his name in a book or on him self an Austin can be dangerous bc if you sleep to much he will go in you . And if jesse doesn't what an Austin an Austin will kill diana

Omg I here something it's an Austin it here for me jesse😟😟😟

by The reall hoe September 19, 2019

jesse

an amazing human being. an absolutely incredible human being. he’s the sweetest boy inna whole universe babyyyy🙈. he’s taken by someone <3

jesseeee is amazingggg💜

by maddddieeee November 2, 2019

On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025

Jess Effect

When a woman named Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever better or worse depending on how funny it would be for that situation

Oh no she's got the Jess effect

by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025