Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

iron bicep

A bicep of a bodybuilder. Very strong, tough, and attractive.

Hey, that guy has the iron bicep.

by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

iRon

Pronounced I-Ron, a person so stupid the fail to grasp the concept of irony.

Jake: Rain on a wedding day is so ironic.
Kris: No, it's not! You're a total iRon you know that?

by NobleMaN79 October 2, 2008

iron bar hotel

Jail

Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 19, 2023

Iron lung

Person who can smoke a whole cigarette in one toke

Arca iron lung over here

by Donny94 November 4, 2021

Wii Iron

Muscle and flexibility gained from playing Wii

Eddie - Jake has gained muscle lately
Bill - He plays Wii all the time...
Eddie - Yeah, He must have some Serious Wii Iron

by Jake Ballou October 13, 2008

Melting Iron

The act of pointing a firearm at a specific person.

I had a good idea, John gave me all the money, and I left a Kilo of Coke for myself. John abruptley began Melting Iron on me.

by Taquecop May 4, 2008