A person (generally female) who will develop a crush on an obviously homo sexual man believing that he is also in love with with the person.
Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
A Fag Humper is a person With Crush: OMG Justin Bieber is so hot I love him and am going to marry him! Every boy should be like him!
Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
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1. A gay action performed by males of the HHNE population in which one male jumps on and violently attacks another male.
2. When a female flirts to the point where the guy's balls are the size of moons hanging so low the male is forced to bend over to balance the weight. This is usually done because the female is drawn towards the "image" or fantasy of hooking up with a guy but doesn't actually want to, since she is a total prude queer.
2. When a female flirts to the point where the guy's balls are the size of moons hanging so low the male is forced to bend over to balance the weight. This is usually done because the female is drawn towards the "image" or fantasy of hooking up with a guy but doesn't actually want to, since she is a total prude queer.
1. "Yo did you see what Akiva Mendel did to Ari Yakov? "
"No, what did he do?"
"He totally HHNE humped him into oblivion!"
"What?!!?! Such a faggot!"
2. "Chana Mushka is such a bitch duudde"
"No way, what did she do this time"
"She was rubbing my gonads and just wouldn't do anything"
"Why would she do that, such a bitch, HHNE humping and shit"
"Damn straight"
"No, what did he do?"
"He totally HHNE humped him into oblivion!"
"What?!!?! Such a faggot!"
2. "Chana Mushka is such a bitch duudde"
"No way, what did she do this time"
"She was rubbing my gonads and just wouldn't do anything"
"Why would she do that, such a bitch, HHNE humping and shit"
"Damn straight"
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