Hairy Hamersly

Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.

"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-

"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."

Damn Hairy Hamersly.

by idgafaurbandictionaryname August 31, 2011

Hailyi

The most beautiful girl in the world no one compares to her! Hailyi is very smart and short She is an amazing person inside and out. Hailyi can always make you smile when you are in the worst of moods! Hailyi's singing makes you completely melt inside. Hailyi is a princess she has the cutest smile in the world her eye's are as beautiful as can be! She loves to cuddle and isn't afraid to be crazy she is very athletic and will be a leader if she has to. If you have a Hailyi keep her never let her go she's definantly a keeper!!

Hailyi's smart

by TheGiver11 November 6, 2012

Hairy Wacket

A penis so hairy that when you're done performing oral sex, a plethora of pubes are caught in your teeth. Also common to have bumps on the scrotum.

His hairy wacket was so hairy that I could take a weed eater to it and there would still be hair.

by Weenar March 10, 2013

Hairy Saddle

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.

"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."

"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"

"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"

by Unrustled1 April 1, 2013

Hairy Checkbook

A female's occasional use of sexual favours to pay the bills.

Single Mum says "I have 2 kids. When money gets too tight, I just get out the hairy checkbook."

by Slider68 August 25, 2013

Haigy Bet

A large accumulator consisting of short odds ranging from 1/2  1/1000 with a maximum stake per line of £15. When placing a haigy bet the total accumulated odds must amount to no larger than 4/1 and upon losing the bet you have the license to moan for 24hours.

An example of an haigy bet might be;

1/3 Monaco
2/9 Rangers
1/5 PSG
1/2 Ajax

by D_VADER August 25, 2013

hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.

Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.

by Alex FromDownstairs November 6, 2013