farmer's blow

also applies to a bloody nose.

In the middle of a football game, he got a bloody nose, so he decided to use a farmer's blow. All the blood shot out and the rest clogged up.

by blubby April 15, 2006

carpet farmer

a man who only has children of the female persuasion.

Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.

Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.

by Michael P. Abker March 23, 2006

wet flamer

Me.

I'm a wet flamer with shitty views on everything I've posted on this site.

by DexterSR300DX August 19, 2003

Melon farmer

A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen

Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas

by estythebesty November 12, 2009

dirt farmer

the worst job in the world you spend your whole day kicking the floor so dust comes up and you collect and you are paid 1p per kilogram.

'' i work on a dirtfarm all day''

by gangsta boi September 6, 2005

Farmer

Pseudo cockney rhyming slang for hemorrhoids. Short for Farmer Giles.

Tom: My farmers were giving me some jip this morning.

Bill: Serves you right, you rarf, you shouldn't have had the indyboo after 14 pints of lager.

by growlerj December 31, 2012

Air Frames

A shop filled with a bunch of lolli gaging fuck sticks that usually bitch and complain because everyone else is responsible for breaking there stuff even though it's there job to fix it. Typically they have an over sized head and think they are better than anyone else and than maintenace control calls them and bursts there balloon like an old man with a lit cigar at an amusment park. Often where the retards of the marine corps go.

Look at Air Frames there still sitting in there shop and were waiting on them to go home

by not air frames August 14, 2009