You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023

Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase used to start a spam call about a cars extended warranty

Hey you, you're finally awake. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty that is about to expire. Go to our website to extend your cars extended warranty to extended your extended warranty on your car.

by wipeoutninja February 24, 2023

You're Seven

The act of defending yourself after losing the gulag and your teammates are roasting you. A way of defense after you fuck up and you know you're wrong.

person 1 : You suck. How do you lose the gulag so many times.

person 2 : You're Seven alright.

by yeeticus maximus 7 April 18, 2020

shut up you're my shut up

A phrase for when someone you love won't shut up about fucking you.

Caleb kept saying how much he wanted to have sex with karter so carter said "shut up you're my shut up"

by Logthenerd October 2, 2022

You're little

Something you say to a friend or friends when you beat them in a game, roast them, etc. It’s a gloating move.

You're little

by Anonbsbsbsbs123 January 19, 2021

you're sensational

When your (almost) girlfriend talks about what her awful mother said to her, is crying and is talking bad about herself, and you have to remind her that she's not loveless or deviant, but sensational.

''You're not loveless, you're not deviant, okay? You're sensational.''

by Choniisendgame July 16, 2018

You're*

What an intellectual says to point out that someone throwing shade made a spelling error. It can be used for any spelling error in the right situation, but it is most powerful when used against someone who used the word "your" instead of "you're". If used against the opponent successfully, it has a 75% chance to automatically kill the opponent's entire argument, but if used incorrectly, it can make you look stupid and has an 80% chance of giving the opponent an immediate victory.

Double effectiveness against cyberbullies above the age of 9.

12-year-old: Your a fucking moron you little piece of shit. All you do is sit on your ass and play league of legends getting fatter and fatter by the minute as your crusty hand goes into the party size Dorito bag your mom bought to hold you off while you rot in her basement, not having touched grass in a decade or more.

21-year-old: You're*

12-year-old: *dies from embarrassment*

by Astatos June 25, 2022