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failed to erect

your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.
Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.
by quan ling ling dingle May 21, 2022
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The Raid will Fail

An indication that Kaido will rip the Samurai-Ninja-Furries alliance apart from fur to limb.
A godking commandment chanted by enlightened ones who can read and comprehend the 2D manga One Piece.

Usually hated upon by schizophrenic non believers and karens of the community.
"I don't know if Luffy will find the One Piece , but The Raid will Fail!!"
by Morj_Mollywopper May 31, 2022
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Failing

To shred on Banjo. Be able to pick the hell out of a 5 string Banjo.
Billy was failing all night yesterday during the show. My face melted watching Billy Failing.
by BMFSgoat December 10, 2021
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Fail RP

When you do something the admins do not like, they cant object any other way and call this Fail RP. The admin says this wouldnt happen in real life which is an opinion. They then proclaim it as fact.

Fail RP is commonly used to stop the player from straying from the same mundane RP scenarios.
Admins insist you are committing Fail RP if: Trying to assassinate Hitler (Nazi RP)
Trying to sneak into the Grave Yard (Hogwarts RP)

Trying to join the dark forces (Hogwarts RP)

Trying to commit war-crimes (military RP)
by Sean4bc February 11, 2022
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National fail a test day

April 22th is national fail a test or quiz day. Do it I dare you.
by A1293836 April 9, 2022
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Failed Abortion

Someone who is a total waste of human life who lacks common sense and big mistake on mummy and daddy
my mate is a failed abortion cause he lacks common sense
by DEAN JEANIE January 4, 2021
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Flavor fail

When your taste buds are let down.
He was expecting diet coke, but when he actually drank bong water with cigarette butts, it was a flavor fail.
by blkwdo January 31, 2021
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