fly-on-the-wall

a documentary that follows you around

i cant believe that fly-on-the-wall documentary caught me picking my nose

by hayley yates December 10, 2003

fly player

one possessing the wheeled-flair of Stephen Hawking and the sexual prowess of Mother Teresa; esp. a male with a penis.

That fellow surrounded by elderly, attractive women in lingerie is quite the fly player.

by Noah Weston April 17, 2003

flying fuck

Literal meaning: a jar filled with the juices excreted during sex, flying through the air.

Figurative: When you do not care whatsoever about something.

"Dude there is a flying fuck in the air."
"I hate school, do you honestly think I give a flying fuck if I get an A on my paper?"

by bamafan135 January 17, 2008

fly swatter

The act of splooging in your own hand, then slapping the girl across the face that refused to finish the job herself, ideally reserved for women of a more grotesque nature.

I wouldn't stick my dick in that fat, ugly chick....but I'd fly swatter the shit outta her.

by Don Lagunita February 5, 2010

flying delta

where you bang a chick up the ass nut in there then suck it out with a straw.

Bob did a Flying delta on Jan and sucked the cum out with a mcdonalds straw.

by DirtyShirt April 1, 2008

flying dildo

When your dildo drinks red-bull and grows and grows wings.

"My dildo drank red bull and flew away!"flying dildo

by satans_kid April 7, 2015

The Flying Hawaiian

Verb- A sexual term. The move is performed by standing up in the middle of Citizens Bank Park while holding a girl upside down. Whilst upside down, said girl will be slobbing your knob with her legs wide open at you face. Next, you must get your best friend to hit a pop fly ball into the outfield where you are standing and you must catch the ball in the girls vagina. If you are wearing a Shane Victorino shirt or jersey during this action, you are the man.

John: "dammit man, my girl says shes gonna dump me if i dont stop playin baseball...its crazy..."

Joe: "have you tried The Flying Hawaiian on her?"

John: "no..."

Joe: "she doesnt like baseball yet....but she will...trust me"

by GlenTheMan August 25, 2009