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adult friend finder

(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma April 15, 2014
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the three finger shocker

The sudden intake of three fingers in the anus, followed by the expansion of the butthole by spreading the fingers
I have been sitting down all day because he gave me the three finger shocker last night.
by Machew August 27, 2016
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The Ghost’s Finger

n: The sexual act of taking a popsicle, sticking it in a lady’s anus; inserting your penis inside her vagina and trying to feel the cold popsicle through the perineum membrane.
M: “You want to spice things up tonight? I’m been wanting to try the ghost’s finger for a while”

W: “ As long as it’s not too cold for me too!”
by Bendazan May 10, 2022
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finger me hard

When a female wants a male to aggresivly shove his finger(s) into her anus for pleasure.

Horny naked woman: "finger me hard baby"

Naked man: *shoves fingers up her while jacking off*

Horny naked woman: *moans*
by justme123 May 14, 2015
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Five Finger Freddie

aka Fisting. When a guy sticks all his fingers inside a girl's vajay jay.
I totally gave her the "Five Finger Freddie" last night. What a loose whore!
by Shawn Sal January 28, 2010
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4 finger sniff

n. When an individual sticks 4 of their five fingers(usally the pointer, middle, ring, and pinkie) up their butthole, pulls them out, and proceeds to smell them in order. It is usally followed by a discription of the smell along with offering others to smell.
Example 1: David ripped some heavy ass, and then proceeded to do the 4 finger sniff.

Example 2: After not washing his butthole for 2 days, David did the 4 finger sniff and facebooked about the smell.
by T2theV May 14, 2011
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